I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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