why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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