Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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