spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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