Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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