That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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