i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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