What should our trivia night team be named?
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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