We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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