Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
