i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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