We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
