I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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