dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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