Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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