No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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