I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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