so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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