question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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