So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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