Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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