I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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