:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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