He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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