I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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