There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
