alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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