her vagine was all disorganized.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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