when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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