I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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