your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
