i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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