I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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