So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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