i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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