I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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