David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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