In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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