sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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