maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
