i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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