you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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