i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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