Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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