He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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