apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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