I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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