it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
