So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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