Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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