I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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