I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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