im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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