I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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